If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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