I seem to have left my pride at pride
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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