this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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