He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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