That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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