We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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