I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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