Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i barfeds in our rink
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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