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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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