check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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