can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize