he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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