3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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