I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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