I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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