he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
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after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This house was built for laser tag.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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