FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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