wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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