You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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