I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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