Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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