"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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