Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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