Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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