Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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