Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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