I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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