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A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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