this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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