we're blogging at a bar
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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