I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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