I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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