My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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