three words: i give head
three words: not that well
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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