Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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