if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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