I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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