well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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