I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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