She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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