I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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