we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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