Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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