She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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