R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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