I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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