what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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