The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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