Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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