someone get that fucking seahorse.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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